Drabble

[rogin]

So I just read "Twilight" and it left me with a dire need to mock, I'm afraid I can't do it as brilliantly as tkp  did here, but here's my little offering:

Title: It's not always shrimp
Fandom: BtVS/Twilight
Characters: Buffy, Spike, Giles
Rating: None
Words:100

„S‘ not bloody funny, Slayer!“

Buffy was too busy shaking from laughter and holding her sides to give him an answer.

Giles hopelessly tried to keep a straight face as he shielded his eyes against the bright foreign sunlight. “Actually, Spike, this new side effect of dimensional travel IS quite intriguing.”

“ I’ll kill you all, once I’m able to hurt you again!”

“Don’t worry”, Buffy managed to get out between giggles, “you’re hurting my eyeballs badly enough.”

Still she was unable to take them off brightly sparkling Spike in the middle of the clearing.

“God, I hate this place.”

Comments

[rahirah]

Snerk.

I really wanted to work in a bit where it is revealed that Spike reads Twilight (oh, come on, he watches Passions, he's got no taste!) while arguing with Dawn about her reading material, but I think that by the time Twilight comes out, Dawn is too old for it. :P

[flake-sake.livejournal.com]

Heee! Oh yes that would be brilliant and definitely worth a little time jump.

"Oh noes, don't smolder me with you gaze, you beautiful, godlike, sparkling vampire, you"